Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Ultra dumb people 02
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Without a Christmas bonus
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Accidental Meeting
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad...
Duties will be the same
As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde...
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack....