Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!