Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
Which of the following does not belong?
Which of the following doesn’t belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
Docs Go To Heaven
Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see...