A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Men And Cats Similar?
How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They’re both...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...
Cars that Start
Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
Doctor Bumblings!
Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors:1. She has no rigors or shaking chills...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...
Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are...