The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
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Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII
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When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
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Child sent to bed
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An Email From God!
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
How fast was I going?
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