Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique…
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn’t batan eye when the customer...
Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...
10 commandments
The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building. There...
This dog is acting bad
|While waiting for a bus, the blind man’s dog decided to go to the...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed…
This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...