A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Kid’s letters to God…cute!
Here’s a list of some cute letters kids have written to God:Dear GOD:Instead of...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
Ultra dumb people 02
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around…
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought...
A young boy came home from school and told his mother…
A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a...