The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Latex factory
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....