Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
Think you’re having a bad day!
If you think you’re having a bad day…read these true stories!1. The average cost...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Greetings prospective White House interns!
Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th...
Miles Dobson was away from home on business…
Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called...