Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Halloween funnies for kids!
Q. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?A. They’re afraid...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 “Burger King” 25 “Free meal” 35 “A...