Top 10 Reasons Why Hurricane Season is Like Christmas
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Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
How Many Men Does It Take…
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Men Are Like Diplomas
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The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Holiday Season Conduct…
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Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...