The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
During a recent publicity outing…
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some...
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...
She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.