Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
Strip Joint
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball...
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...