Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? – “Hey, little girl, you...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods…
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...