He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Jewish Dog Does Tricks
A man walks into a shul with a dog. The shammas comes up to...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I just needed to use your car
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Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...