I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Is it michael jackson
little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy? mummy: why god...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
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The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Scary organization
|The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc)...
Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...