The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl...
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
Question answer 08
|Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?All of them, a crossbar can’t...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!