He’d wanted to be buried at sea
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
The Missionary!
A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...