What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
Superman & Wonderwoman
One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep,...
Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.