What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
A work of art
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Dog jokes 05
|Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a...