Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
Polish Burial At Sea
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen...
Show him your cross
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...