On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1)...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...