Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Bee jokes 05
|Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
Wrong joke
A traveling salesman’s car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm....
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
Redneck Dating practice
You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet...
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be…
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be cast off on...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!