New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Do you have a bias?
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I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Psychiatrist Handyman
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What is the worst thing about our justice system?
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Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
Clinton
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Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...