Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Dog jokes 07
|Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...