Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
A bad bet!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
A man walks into a friend and sees…
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s caris total loss...