Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
Have you Ever…
Have you ever smelled mothballs????I was just wondering how you would get their little...
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...