Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
play bingo
|What do rodents say when they play bingo?’Eyes down for a full mouse’!
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
A young peasant girl of fourteen…
A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After...