Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys…
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different...
Leaving money for the dead
|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a...
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.