Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
The strength of youth
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day…
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling...
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...