Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition…
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was...
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...