Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...
Strange grants given
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
What\’s a Blonde do after…
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...
OLD NEVER DIES 10
|OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change colorOLD MAGICIANS never die, they...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...