Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
Men and Parking Spots
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El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
A talking Frog
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to...
The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
Insect’s favorite game
|What is the insect’s favorite game?Cricket!
Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...
The new Euro language
|The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English...