Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...
Chocolate is better than sex!
20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!1. You can GET chocolate.2. “If you...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...