A hamster!
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A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Sleep well
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Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays…
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?-...
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
Not a foot
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There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
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Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?