Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
Is This Jimmy Hoffa
A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
Cat jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...