Graphics work too much
|You’ve been in graphics too long if…by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
GOD’s Kids.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought...
A Blonde Job Interview
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
Life According To TV Land
What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!