No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...