World According to Student Bloopers
One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving...
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
Phrases for Work.
48 Phrases you wish you could say at work!1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy...
Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They...
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...