Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...