Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
Pat and Jimmy-Joe
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
Japanese Prostitute
A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...