Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...
Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to...
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don’t have eyes
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...