The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
Bill Clinton Statue Committee
Bill Clinton Statue Committee 1040 Waffle Street Little Rock, Arkansas 72208 Dear Friend;We have...
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
High On a Plane
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from...
Body Language
A young couple left the sex therapist’s office determined to develop more effective body...