Rodney Dangerfield’s Best One-Liners!
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At a dentist’s
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Steal from this family
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How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
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When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28...
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Elephant jokes 10
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Polish Fire Prevention Bear
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A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
International airline
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