An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Marital Sex
While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn’t enjoy it. Though they...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie…
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Don’t Do To Wife In Labor
Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The...
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...