Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
High On a Plane
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
65 Bumper Stickers!
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