stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
A gruesome discovery
A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what...
Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...