Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
Rabbits Ph.D. Thesis
Rabbit’s Ph.D. Thesis: A Parable for Graduate StudentsScene: It’s a fine sunny day in...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
Birth of a Candy Bar
Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...