One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
This man goes into the doctor with his…
This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
President
What is Bill Clinton’s favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter