If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
The work qualification test
|Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An...
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...