AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
Black belt degrees
|Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt Master of Judo Well before testing for this...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...