Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
A caring son
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer...
Farm jokes 03
|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...