The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...
FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!